I'm still pretty new at this shit. So see below for that shit.
I just wanted to add a thought the word "volunteer".
According to Tom's dictionary, it says:
1. "The condition of helping Jose Nopay for free while accepting full liability, concomitant with the lack of current professional liability insurance."
2. But you'll only be exposed to people who are contagious, so you have that going on.
3. What a bargain! (For everyone but you, especially Jose Nopay's family after he croaks and they sue you for everything you ever worked for and sacrificed for your entire fucking life.)
Did I mention scroom? Because scroom, and their mothers. And everyone they ever knew.