But Jack isn't too bright, y'know. All kinds of advanced risk factors.
Just ribbing you, Jack.
You've got more wherewithal than I do.
As a side note - I love the older women Walmart greeters. On exit, when they ask to see my receipt, as sternly as possible - I say no; then "I demand I be frisked" and hold my hands up.
Taken aback - they always tell me they aren't allowed to do that. I tell them I'm disappointed, with a smile - I was really looking forward to it.
The blushes I get are priceless - and make their day, without fail.