Talking to close relative and his wife who works in healthcare came down with something so she goes to see the doc. Xray came back with clouding in the lung field on one side so now we can assume there is PM there. Dr. says he thinks it could be CV and says go home and wait for a call from county med. Gets home, county med calls and says it sounds like CV so wait for a call from CDC. CDC calls and she re-'splains it all to them and they say it sounds like CV but hang on we'll call back. Next, somebody from the director of CDC calls and she re-'splains again and asks for a test but they say there aren't enough of them around so self quarantine at home for 14 days. 35 YO. This was yesterday. Meanwhile, local news this morning is blabbing about how there are no reported cases in our area and they get their data from CDC. Can't piss down my neck and tell me it's raining. That shit is already everywhere.