Got a Census letter. How to respond?

Envelope says "Your Response is Required by Law," in English, and Spanish! (WTF?)

What is the best way to answer the questions that is most beneficial to conservative Republican Trump types? For example, do I say that I live in a household of 9 low income Haitian democrats, or is it better to say two wealthy Republicans? Better to say it's a house full of illegals? A Gay Mormon throuple? Or better to not respond at all?

I don't trust these bastards, and am tired of everything being gamed against My People. I'm way past the point where I'm willing to game back instead of complying and answering truthfully.

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