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i just came home to a hysterical GF

because I went on a hike this morning!! shes on the phone with her nutbag mom, both hysterical and I'm being yelled at that I'm bringing the virus home and there's a lockdown. she even tried to call some place to turn me in for leaving the house. i'm not joking here. my daughter is barricaded in her room and she's yelling at me that i have a virus. I was able to lure her out with a piece of bacon and letting her crack my egg for breakfast. this is getting out of hand

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