It ain't Christmas, pal.
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And you copying items off my list; well, if there's a line forming, I'm going to have to kneecap you.

AND you just gave me an erection talking like that. One of those "4 hour" ones they talk about in the commercials. You're going to have to reimburse me for my Tinder date expenses if you keep this up. And her Uber. And if I end up with priapism because of you...

"Toyota Landcruiser Diesel". Who say's that out in the open?

That's what I tell gals to whisper to me in the act to keep me going. It's borderline eroticism.

They like when I say "Daddy" stuff, so it's always a fair trade.

Go easy there, for my sake.

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