...that goes and buys 300-400 rounds and immediately shoots 90% of it up - and doesn't get any more until he gets the bug to shoot again. We all know THAT guy.
I'm not bankrolling him. He's a grown man. But I will help him a little to get through the immediate panic. Hopefully have made a convert.
Oh, the best part is, a few days ago he said he was down to one roll of toilet paper - and multiple excursions to area stores yielded no paper products. He asked me what was he to do. He is a huge pothead. I told him to switch to bongs or pipes and start gluing papers together.
He didn't find it amusing.