Voting on election day is a waste of time since everyone knows he's going to win, said the ignorant and lazy voter. Remember, Republicans have a history of snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. The evil, horrible cunt of a candidate who couldn't fill a grade school gymnasium won the popular vote and and she lost because of her health problems. She didn't have the strength or the stamina to campaign in the contested states. THEY WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE THIS TIME.
ALSO: They had no idea how many votes they had to steal. THEY WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE THIS TIME.
THEY WON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES THIS TIME.