Been having a wind storm today.

It was garbage day and I went out to get the empty cans and they were 1/2 a block away from the house. Moved all the cars out from under the trees as the trees are dropping limbs. Wife just called and said our area is now on tornado watch.
WTF? Wrong time of year for this. IT'S GOTTA BE THE CLIMATE CHANGE!
You can bet your ass some local media dipshxt is spouting that.