Not as bad as my Dairy Queen faux pas...

Dairy Queen at one time was known as the Brazier.

So back in my college days I go in and look over the menu. Spying their biggest burger, I go to the counter to order it.

Behind the counter is a very nice looking young blonde girl with just the right amount of baby fat in all the right places, and a big honkin' set of knockers.

She asks if she can take my order, and I said yes, I'd like a Big Brassiere.

Pregnant silence.

Uh, you mean a Big Brazier?

Uhhhh, yeeeeah.

I dunno how many shades of red I was, but my ears were steaming.

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