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Mileage of the Flat Face

Flat faced girls are cute, even hot, when they're young.

But don't be around when they hit 35 and onward. Most turn into homely jugheaded slugs.

Miley Cyrus is a perfect example. Watch her when she ages. It won't be pretty.

Brigette Bardot. Prime example.

Chrissy Teigen? Looks like a manatee.

Heather Locklear? Yeah, that was some wasted seed you spilled. Might want to call Molech and see if you can get that back.

Tori Spelling? Some haunted house stuff anymore.

I call them "frying pan faces".

Fergie is one of them.

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